I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

STRONG. LOOK.

IT'S GOOD.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIT?

THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY, ALAN.

BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN
SEE FROM...OH, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

(PHONE)

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

L HAVEN'T GOT A SECOND SERIES,
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT EARLIER,

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.