A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

AND MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE.

NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

- AND DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- NO, I DO IT ALONE.

BRILLIANT!

(PHONE)

I'VE SORT OF EMPLOYED IT HERE, LIKE.

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

(THEY HONK)

(DALEK VOICE) E-MAIL OF THE EVENING!

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?