OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

SO, YOU'D BE LIVING ALONE?

CAN I OFFER YOU MY DEEP, DEEP...

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

- DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
- NO, THANK YOU.

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

THEY'RE ALIVE, HE SAYS... I'M NOT READING THIS.

OH, COOK A CAT!

- UM... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL GO.
- NO.

CAN I HAVE IT BACK? THANKS.

OH!

I'LL BE HONEST, LYNN, I'M AT A LOOSE END TODAY.

- YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW, MR PARTRIDGE.
- I'LL BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY CURIOUS.

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,