- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

AAGH!

SOD 'EM!

SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

ARE YOU GETTING OUT HERE,
OR ARE YOU GOING ALL THE WAY WITH ME?

WATCH IT!

- CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE?
- ALL RIGHT.

TONY HAYERS.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW.

I AM A HOMELESS PERSON.

TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK