I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

I CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY DAY FOR TEN YEARS.

RIGHT, FINE.

(GARGLING NOISE)

- NO. LITHOW STREET.
- THIS IS JOHN. SHOW HIM YOUR TOOL BELT.

- ALL RIGHT, CHRIS!
- HELLO, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D MOVED IN.

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE, YOU ARE BANG WRONG.

YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.

YEP, FAIR POINT.

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

DO YOU SMELL GAS?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.