I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AFTER SOME OF
THOSE SHOCKING PRIZES YOU'VE GIVEN AWAY.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

THAT WAS A COMPANY WHICH WE SET UP. WE LOOKED
INTO ITS OPERATION AND CLOSED IT DOWN AGAIN.

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

ANYWAY, REGARDING THE GRAFFITI, IF YOU COULD...

JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

SO, THIS DAN THE KITCHEN MAN...
YOU THINK HE WILL BE FRIEND?

A PAIN IN THE ARSE, ISN'T IT?

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

ALAN, LOOK. YOU'RE TAKING A MAN TO THE PARTY.

MICHAEL, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

# LIKE MY JEALOUSY, TOO HOT, TOO GREEDY

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A CUSHION THAT SIMULATES RECTAL GAS.

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.