YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

- PHIL WILEY. WE WERE AT SCHOOL TOGETHER.
- YES. YOU WERE IN MY CLASS.

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

BRILLIANT STORY TO TELL.
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP WHERE I WORK.

WHAT?

# AND A GOLDEN GIRL

FIRE! FIRE! THE FAIR'S ON FIRE!

HE ENCLOSED A RECEIPT.
I SUBMITTED ODDIE'S RECEIPT FOR TAX PURPOSES.

I NEARLY SENT MY SON FERNANDO HERE,
BUT I WAS ABLE TO EDUCATE HIM PRIVATELY.

"I'M AN AMERICAN."

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

A LOLLIPOP.

UNBELIEVABLE.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

TALKING...

JUST MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW INFECTED CATTLE
FEED CAN ATTACK THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.