(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)
INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.
NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?
I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.
PHEW, THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.
- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.
THE '70S. SPACEHOPPERS AND ER...
SWEETS THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.
IN A WAY THAT EXCLUDES HER EMPLOYER.
NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!
THE NOISE THE DOOR MAKES...
(PING!)
IT'S ALL...
THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.
DAN!
COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.
DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.
THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?
I'VE GOT A LIST HERE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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