IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.

- HELLO, MICHAEL.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

YOU MAKE PIGS SMOKE.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,

BANG & OLUFSEN.

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

- THEN THE CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY GREW WORSE?
- YEAH.

TONY HAYERS.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A BILLION YEARS.

IT WAS AGONY.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.

I WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER.