OH, GOD!

- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.

LYNN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN
SEE FROM...OH, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING
A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

HELLO, COMMUTERS WITH YOUR COMPUTERS.

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

- NO, THANKS.
- NO. NEITHER DO L. THANK YOU.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?

- GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SWINE!
- YEAH, GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SHIT.

OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)

- I JUST NEED SOME WATER.
- BYE, ALAN.

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.