WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

- THERE'S NO POINT IN FINISHING THE SENTENCE.
- BUT IF YOU...

"WILD WOODS"?

THAT'S THE ONE.

# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

VERY LAID-BACK PETROL STATION, THIS.
YOU COULD HAVE SOFAS IN HERE.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

WITH LANDLORDS, WITH FARMERS.

I SEE. THE IDEA IS THAT U2 ARE GOING INTO SPACE?

- WE WANT TO MOVE AWAY FROM.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

- YES,
- IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE A FULL MOON.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?