JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

HE PANICS AND GOES INTO THE HOUSE. SO I GET
THE 3OMM CANNON AND TAKE OUT THE FISH POND.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

YES, I DO.

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.

- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

WHO'S WINGS?

BUT NO, IT'S ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

I'VE GOT MY TICKET. SHAKE MY HAND!

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

YOU PEOPLE!

THIS CHEMICAL TOILET IS A SANIFLO 33.

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

THERE'S DID-HEAD