I WAS TYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
I'D BEEN HITTING NINE, LYNN!

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

ABOUT THAT.

HELLO, SUSAN. JUST CLOCKING THE NAME TAG THERE.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

(SOME GROANS)

DON'T CRUSH THEM, LYNN!

MARY POPPINS! WHAT'S THAT?

- GUM?
- YEAH. CHEERS.

AND HIS ACCESS WON'T WIPE.
YOU GET THE PICTURE.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

GOOD EVENING.

WHATEVER. I JUST WOULD LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

# LIKE MY JEALOUSY, TOO HOT, TOO GREEDY

LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.

ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM