I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

I SOLD A MAKITA CORDLESS DRILL IN THE LOCAL PAPER,

I CUT IT RIGHT IN HALF. HE RUNS ONTO THE GARAGE ROOF.

BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

I DID JUST SAY THAT. ANYWAY, CHOCOLATE ORANGES...

SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.

- SHE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 60.
- 60?

LOVELY, GREAT... WELL DONE!

I DON'T HAVE DONKEYS,
AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T FEED THEM CHIPS.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

- I CAN DO YOU A CUP OF BEANS.
- A CUP OF BEANS?

I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY IS, YOU
DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHRIS EVANS ON YOUR HANDS.

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

- CAN I GET TO MY CAR?
- IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT'S NOT HERBIE.