RIGHT, DRY-SKIN CREAM.
THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.
THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!
AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?
DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.
- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.
I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERE FAT.
YOU'RE JUST BIG-BONED.
IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.
MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.
SORRY. I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MEMBERS OF STAFF
- I'M MONICA. THIS IS CATHERINE.
- HI.
ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?
I'M JUST SAYING THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS,
MINE'S UPBEAT TOO.
YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".
GOOD TITLE.
HELLO.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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