LOVELY, GREAT... WELL DONE!

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

FROM THE BRIT-POP BANDS
LIKE UB4O, DEF LEPPARD,

- I EXPECT YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
- NOT REALLY.

- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.

EMBARRASSING. IDIOT.

(PHONE RINGS)

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

WOULD YOU SETTLE THIS MONTH'S BILL, PLEASE?

DON'T RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME.

- OR ALL THREE!
- THAT'S UNHYGIENIC.

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!