GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.
YOU DON'T THINK MY ROOM
SCARED THEM, DO YOU?
IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.
PRESENTED BY THAT MAN
GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
# IT STARTED WITH A KISS
- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
# HE PAINTED KIDS ON THE CORNER
OF THE STREET WITH THE SPARKING CLOGS
RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.
BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.
WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?
YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.
I THINK IF WE, UM...
YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.
THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.
- I CAN'T.
- I'LL COME WITH YOU.
- DONE.
- GREAT.
- WHY DID YOU THINK IT SAID THE REST?
- I MUST HAVE DREAMT IT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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