ROOM FOR A BRAVE ONE? BEEP-BEEP!

- IF YOU'VE GOT OWT TO SAY, SAY IT TO ME.
- IT'S HYGIENE.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

PUT THESE ON THE TAB.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

(MUSIC)

BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.

BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, DAN.

(ALAN) SHALL I MOVE ON TO THE OTHER ONE?

"A-HAAA!"

- SKIPJACK SONJA IN BRINE.
- AND I CAN VISIT WHENEVER I WANT?

..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.