SHE GOES ON A BIT.

SO YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL ANECDOTES?

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE
YOU'RE LYING ON THE BEACH,

COME ON, LYNN.
THESE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO ANNOY ME.

THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

# JET... #

SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

TALKING OUT OF HIS ARSE.