- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

THAT'S A FIRST ON "PRAYER WAVE".
NEVER HAD ANYBODY WALK OUT.

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

I WILL. I WILL. BUT, LYNN,
PLEASE HAVE A WORD WITH THE BUILDER.

THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.

HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?

IT'S HIS FATHER.

NO. TEX. SHORT FOR TERRY AND TEXAS AND THAT.

I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

I'M REALLY SORRY.
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN".

- FLAVIA? GOOD CALL.
- KING OF COFFEES.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

WOMAN SWINGING ON A GIANT LUGER. OOH!
# LIKE HEAVEN ABOVE ME... #

EARLIER ON I PUT IN
A POUND OF MASHED-UP DUNDEE CAKE,