CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?
- LYNN! I'LL JUST SPEAK OVER YOU.
- BUT...
- I LOVE THE BEATLES.
- YEAH. SO DO I.
YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.
MIKE, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DR PEPPER
FROM THE COOLER. STICK IT ON MY TAB.
AND THEN I POPPED INTO HI-FI SERIOUS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.
(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?
"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.
- AAGH!
- WHAT?
ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
- ALL RIGHT?
- HELLO.
A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.
IMAGINE DREAMING ABOUT THAT AND WAKING UP
SCREAMING, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
SHITTY ZOMBIES!
THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,
IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT 'CAUSE...
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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