- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

EEEH!

THE MAN IS MENTALLY ILL.

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

- YEAH,
- I'LL REPLICATE THE COVER STANCE.

(KNOCKING)
COME IN.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

UNFORTUNATELY SOME VANDALS
HAVE SWORN ALL OVER MY CAR AGAIN.

- NO.
- JUST A JOKE.

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

NOT A DUCK'S BACK
BECAUSE HE HADN'T INVENTED DUCKS.

IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

THAT'S THE SUBJECT OF YOUR BOOK, "BOUNCING BACK".

(BURPS)

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.