I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

HELLO AGAIN. OH, WHAT'S THAT?

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

"MONKEY TENNIS"?

(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")

APROPOS.

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

THE MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE BLACK GRANITE
WORK SURFACES, THE BRASS DIMMER SWITCHES

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

..ON THE A146 JUST PAST LONDON.

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A BIT TIGHT IN HERE?
- NOT REALLY.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

HELLO. PARTRIDGE.