STILL, GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE ORANGES.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

BECAUSE IT REPRESENT MY LOVE FOR ALAN.

WHY DID YOU SAY I HAD PANIC ATTACKS?
YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I HAD A BREAKDOWN.

(HUGH) YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT UNDER A COW!

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
NOW FUCK OFF!

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

HE'S REVAMPED NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

OK. THANK YOU.