- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

ALL OF US EXPERIENCE STRESS

TO THE PETROL STATION.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

WHO-OO...

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

THAT'S THE GENIUS OF ITS LOCATION.

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

IF SHE COMES OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HOT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S A WITCH.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.