(ALAN) LET'S GO!

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

(APPLAUSE)

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

I'LL SEE WHERE YOUR DRINK IS.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.

SOME OF THE BOXES ARE A BIT FADED

HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

SORRY, YOU'RE FROM MANCHESTER. COTTON AND GUNS.

THEY'RE CREMATING HIM? GOOD, GOOD.

RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.

SORRY. COUPLE OF GREMLINS
IN THE SYSTEM. GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE.

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?