OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

URRGH...

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

WOULD IT BE RUDE TO STOP LISTENING
TO YOU AND SPEAK TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

IT'S VERY FAKE, ISN'T IT?

BONO? HE'S NOT HERE. DO YOU FANCY A CURRY?

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

IT'D BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M THE PRODUCER AS WELL AS THE PRESENTER.

I THOUGHT HE JUST DREW PICTURES OF MICE.

AH, HELLO, SUSAN. THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM.

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

YOU'VE LOCKED THE DOOR.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO.

I THINK THAT IS POSSIBLY
THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD.

THREE. NO, NO... FOUR. IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?

HOT TOPIC!

UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE, YOU ARE BANG WRONG.