"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

- GO ON!
- WITH A...

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

- CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE
HE DIDN'T CREATE ADAM AND STEVE.

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

- THIS IS "EINSTEIN A GO GO".
- GID. THAT'S GIT.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?

(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)