HELLO, LYNN. MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

- OH, YES.
- NICE LEXUS.

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE.

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

GET IN, LYNN.

FINE. SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BED IN
AND I CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND STEP ONTO THE BED.

HELLO, LYNN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME RELAXING.

THERE'S NO SUCH AMOUNT. PONY'S 150.

IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.

- WE DON'T DO THAT.
- THE WET T-SHIRT THINGS.

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

ALAN!

- SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF.
- RIGHT.

IT WAS IN THAT AREA.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?