(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

NO OFFENCE, LYNN,
BUT YOUR LIFE IS TECHNICALLY NOT WORTH INSURING.

HOW'S THE GROUTING COMING ALONG?

RIGHT, SONJA. LET'S SORT THIS TIMETABLE OUT.

RIGHT. PRESUMABLY, THERE'S GOING
TO BE SOME SORT OF FUNERAL?

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

# HE'S THE MAN

FUCK OFF.

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

BEN, SOPHIE, I WANT YOU IN RECEPTION.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- GORDON.

- SOPHIE?
- MR PARTRIDGE?

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.