"WILD WOODS"?

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

LITERALLY. YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME ALONG.

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

BUT STRESS LIKE THIS JUST WON'T
GO AWAY AND IT HAS TO BE COMBATED.

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE, PUTTING IT ON MY HEAD,

HE'S REVAMPED NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

GRAB A PEW.

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

- HOW DID IT GO?
- A BIT BAD, LYNN!

MY PENIS IS SO AND SO.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

JILL, DO YOU LIKE OWLS?

COME ON. LET'S SEE ONE OF THESE.