PROBABLY SURVIVE A COUPLE OF BREAK-INS
BEFORE IT STARTED TO FALL APART.

THE NOISE THE DOOR MAKES...
(PING!)

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.

AND DRIVEN TO A BIG WAREHOUSE
TO BE, LITERALLY, PULPED.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

I'VE TRIED THAT ONE.

SO THEY CAN ONLY BE IDENTIFIED
BY REFERENCE TO THEIR DENTAL RECORDS?

- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.

YEAH, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, YES.

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

KING ROAD.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.