I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

AND YOU THINK, "GOD, HE'S GOING TO DIE!"
BUT THEN, AT THE LAST MINUTE...

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

- I'D LOVE TO.
- GUESS WHERE HE LIVES.

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

(RETCHES)

PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

RIGHT.

(HUGH) WHERE DID THAT COW COME FROM?
FARMERS!

- THE CHICKEN IS EMPTY.
- IT'S HOLLOW?

YOURS IS DIRTY.