I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

I'VE NOT THOUGHT IT THROUGH, LYNN.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

- I EXPECT YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
- NOT REALLY.

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

- THERE HE GOES.
- IS THAT HIS PICKUP TRUCK?

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

(MUSIC STOPS)

- AYE. HE CALLS IT CONVOY.
- CONVOY?

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.