THEY'VE GOT HOOVES, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
FOUR OF THEM.

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

# 'CAUSE HE PAINTED KIDS
WHO HAD NOWT ON THEIR FEET

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, GETTING THE BEERS IN.

- THERE HE GOES.
- IS THAT HIS PICKUP TRUCK?

IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, ALAN?
I HAVE TO LEAVE THE DESK UNATTENDED.

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

- "A PARTRIDGE AMONGST THE PIGEONS."
- WHAT'S THAT?

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

IT'S JUST A TITLE.

INDEED.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.

- ACTUALLY, BILL, SPARKLING WINE'LL BE FINE.
- WHATEVER.

WELL, GO AND TALK TO HIM!