WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF THE DEATH PENALTY?

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

AND I HAD THIS LITTLE MACAQUE MONKEY
AS A PET, RIGHT.

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

IN THERE, IT'S VERY SCARY. SECONDS COUNT.

ALAN, WHEN IS YOUR BOOK BEING DESTROYED?

UM...

(RETCHES)

- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, VERY BUSY.

- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!