WITH BBC COMMISSIONING POLICY,

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

- ALL THE BLOOD WILL RUN OUT OF THE HOLE.
- PULL IT OFF.

AND IT WAS FULL OF SOILED BANDAGES.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

- WHO?
- WHO?!

- # DING DONG MERRILY ON... #
- DON'T SING, SUSAN!

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.

RIGHT. THANKS.

- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

AND WHEN I GO SOUTH, IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.