I WANT A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT AT THE BBC
TO MAKE TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?

YEAH...

VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #

- THERE GOES SIOBHAN.
- I'M GOING TO BOX HER IN AT THE SQUASH COURT!

YOU GET ALL THESE WINE PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
WINE THIS, WINE THAT.

- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.

SUSAN IS BRAVER
THAN TEN FIREMEN OR A DOZEN POLICEMEN.

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

- (BUZZING)
- WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.

SO THEY CAN ONLY BE IDENTIFIED
BY REFERENCE TO THEIR DENTAL RECORDS?

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...