I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.

THEN I'D TILT THE HELICOPTER TO ONE SIDE.
BULLETS ARE CHEWING UP THE DRIVE.

# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

OH, YOU'VE GOT THE DATE WRONG THERE.
JUST INITIAL THAT.

URRGH...

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

WAS THAT A LIE?

ARISE, SIR ALAN OF PARTRIDGESHIRE.

- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

SORRY... SORRY.

WELL, YOU CAN BE DAVID COPPERFIELD.

- ALAN. HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE LAVATORY?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

OK. IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LORD.