- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?

I GOT CAUGHT IN A TAXI
THAT BROKE DOWN OVER THERE. I HAD TO WALK.

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

RIGHT. PRESUMABLY, THERE'S GOING
TO BE SOME SORT OF FUNERAL?

AAGH!

(ROBOTIC) TEA OR COFFEE? TEA OR COFFEE?