JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.

(MUSIC: "GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY BED")

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME" IS A BRILLIANT FILM.
IT BEGIN IN FOREST IN GERMANY...

THIS COUNTY.

PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
I HEAR YOUR BOOK'S BEING PULPED.

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

SPLASH DOWN!

THERE'S NO WINE IN IT

IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.

ENHANCED BY THE TROPICAL MUSIC,
OF THE PAN PIPES