- HE LIKES AMERICAN STUFF.
- OH.

(LAUGHS)

OH, LET'S FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS!

GO AND EAT SOME COFFEE. DRINK IT.

PRAY SILENCE, PLEASE,
FOR THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

I ATE A SCOTCH EGG.

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

THE ACCOUNTANTS SAY THAT SINCE YOU'VE
DEFINITELY NOT GOT A SECOND SERIES FROM THE BBC,

- MORNING.
- HELLO, ALAN.

WHY DID YOU SAY I HAD PANIC ATTACKS?
YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I HAD A BREAKDOWN.

- SHALL WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?
- NEVER MIND THAT.

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

SO WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO TOGETHER, THEN?
NORWICH IS OUR OYSTER.

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.