FUNNY WORLD.

PEOPLE COULD RELAX.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR PETROL, IT'S FINE.

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

WOULDN'T WANT TO, THOUGH.
NOT UNLESS IT HAD BEEN STUNNED.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

# JET

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

- IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW ME.
- OK.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

LET'S ALL SING IT.
# TELL YOU WHAT, TELL YOU WHAT