- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

MICHAEL, THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE THE CASE,

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

- SHE WAS FRIGHTENED.
- YEAH. I KNOW.

- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE JUST SAID HE WAS MARRIED.

BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SAY, "SOD ALL THIS WINE,
JUST GIVE ME A PINT OF MINERAL WATER".

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE SOCKETS?
- TWO THERE, TWO THERE, ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

CARRY ON.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.

IT WILL BE DIFFICULT DAY FOR ME IN COFFEE SHOP.
I HAVE TO CUT THE CARROT CAKE.

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.