ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

- COME ON.
- IT'S OUR FAMILY REMIT.

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

YOU'RE LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!

WE'VE HAD SEVERAL CALLS
DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS