WE JUST DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK, SO OFF IT CAME AGAIN,

KISS MY FACE!

NO. I'M FINE, THANKS. I'LL JUST CHECK ON MICHAEL.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

HA! YOU BASTARD!

SHE'S NOT MY WIFE! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

(APPLAUSE)

I HAD NO SHOES.
YOU CAN'T SEE "SHREK" IN YOUR BARE FEET.

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

AYE. WE'D HAVE TO BREED.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

YEAH. IT'S GOING TO BE
IN THE SYSTEM TILL ABOUT FOUR.

- ARE YOU WEARING LYNX?
- WELL SMELT. VOODOO.