THE LAST VIDEO WAS CALLED
"CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO",

IT'S JUST SOME NOTES
I MADE LAST NIGHT, FOR A LAUGH.

EXCUSE ME? MUSTARD. I MEAN, KAREN.
THIS LADY WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.

THEN THE MAN WHO USED TO BE
IN "THE ONEDIN LINE" SAYS, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"

YOU'VE LOCKED THE DOOR.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO.

ME WEARING A BEAR COSTUME.
THEY'D THINK I'D LOST IT AGAIN.

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

AT THRESHER'S.
SHE WAS LOADING BOOZE INTO HER CAR.

HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

- WELL...
- NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.

- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.

ONE, PRESUMABLY YOU THINK I'M A BIT ODD
AND YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE NOW.

OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

- TELL HER WHOSE HOUSE IT IS.
- IT'S MY HOUSE.