IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, BUT ONE MAN SAYS
TO ANOTHER MAN, "YOU CAN'T HAVE A COFFEE..."

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

OK. THANKS, LYNN.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

- CAN'T YOU USE TWO?
- I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK.

IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

OK.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

- CHEERS.
- I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.