I HAD HEARD SOMETHING.

CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

- I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
- I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

SO GIVE HIM A PAINTING
OF A SPITFIRE AND LET HIM GO.

LYNN, YOU...

JOHN.

REALLY?

- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

- SHALL WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?
- NEVER MIND THAT.

HELLO?

- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

PARTRIDGE, YOU WANKER!

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.

# HE'S THE MAN