I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE
BY WATCHING "SPARTACUS" WITH CORNED BEEF HASH.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- YES, WE ARE.

- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

I CAN DO A WHALE. OOOH!

OH, I SEE...

- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?

- ALAN?
- ONE YANK, GONE!

IT'S A LIFESAVER, YOU KNOW.
I'D EFFECTIVELY BE DISABLED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE.

- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE SOCKETS?
- TWO THERE, TWO THERE, ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

WELL DONE, LYNN. THAT WAS TEXTBOOK.

- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.

- WHEN DID HE SIGN THAT?
- WHEN I WAS AT HIS HOUSE.

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?